Mental Help Hotline

Mental Help Hotline Tube. Duration : 0.78 Mins.

What you don't want to hear when you call the Mental Help Hotline... Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. Disclaimer: I do no own this audio, I simply got it in an email and thought it would be almost funny if I posted it. Enjoy!

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Hello Stranger

Hello Stranger Tube. Duration : 122.02 Mins.

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AT&T EL52300 DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone, Silver/Black,3 Handsets Feature

• DECT 6.0 Digital Technology
• Handset Speakerphone
• Three Handset System (Use three handsets through a single phone jack)
• Caller ID/Call Waiting
• Intercom Between Handsets

AT&T EL52300 DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone, Silver/Black,3 Handsets Overview

AT&T EL52300 DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone, Silver/Black, 3 Handsets

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AT&T 993 Corded Phone, Black, 1 Handset Best

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AT&T 993 Corded Phone, Black, 1 Handset Feature

• Corded 2-line telephone system with speakerphone
• Memory for 100 contact entries
• Three party conferencing
• Each line can be set to its own distinct ringtone
• Headset compatible with built-in 2.5-millimeter jack

AT&T 993 Corded Phone, Black, 1 Handset Overview

The AT&T 993 Corded 2-Line Speakerphone is perfect for a small business that needs a telephone that supports two lines. You can make and receive calls by using the keypad and Speakerphone in the base station. The phone's three-party conferencing lets you conduct business with three people conversing together on three different lines. Automatic line selection means that when the phone is ringing and you pick up, you will be connected to the one that is ringing. You can also set up different ringtones for each of the lines.A large display provides easy to read text for setup and caller information. The phone has a 100 entry memory and a 99 name and number caller ID history. Numbers stored in the caller ID history can be dialed directly and with call waiting-capable caller ID, you can see who is calling even when you are already on the line. If you subscribe to a voicemail service, a red light blinks when you have voicemail waiting. For hands free operation, the 2.5 millimeter jacks lets you connect a headset.

AT&T 993 Corded Phone, Black, 1 Handset Specifications

The AT&T 993 Corded 2-Line Speakerphone is perfect for a small business that needs a telephone that supports two lines. You can make and receive calls by using the keypad and Speakerphone in the base station. The phone's three-party conferencing lets you conduct business with three people conversing together on three different lines. Automatic line selection means that when the phone is ringing and you pick up, you will be connected to the one that is ringing. You can also set up different ringtones for each of the lines.

A large display provides easy-to-read text for setup and caller information. The phone has a 100-entry memory and a 99-name-and-number caller ID history. Numbers stored in the caller ID history can be dialed directly; and with call waiting-capable caller ID, you can see who is calling even when you are already on the line. If you subscribe to a voicemail service, a red light blinks when you have voicemail waiting. For hands-free operation, the 2.5-millimeter jacks lets you connect a headset.

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Casio PhoneMate TA180 2-Line Answering Machine with Speakerphone Best

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Casio PhoneMate TA180 2-Line Answering Machine with Speakerphone Feature

• Advanced, all-digital recording technology
• 2-line operation and 2-line speakerphone
• 28 minutes of recording time
• Message file
• 3 greeting modes

Casio PhoneMate TA180 2-Line Answering Machine with Speakerphone Overview

voice tiem/day line stamp, all & new message playback, remote operation w/voice menu, lifetime message protection, 3 greeting modes, voice assisted operation, selective save/erase, simultaneous answering of both lines, separate message playback by line, multi-functional LCD

Casio PhoneMate TA180 2-Line Answering Machine with Speakerphone Specifications

There's no need for separate answering machines or voice mail services just because you have two-line phone service. The TA-180 from Casio PhoneMate answers two lines simultaneously, stores important message in a special file, and functions as a two-line speakerphone. This unit also provides call screening, call hold (including extension pickup), and call-waiting/flash functions. Complete remote operation is possible from nearly any phone, and voice prompts and one-key commands speed up the process.

Setting up the TA-180 was quick and easy; we were able to set the day/time and record greetings and personal memos with little or no help from the user's manual. Multiple greeting modes let you record separate greetings for each of your two lines. Once you record your greetings, you can arrange to have either greeting answer either phone line. Frequent callers can skip greetings by pressing their touch-tone # symbol.

Indicator lights and bold numbers in the large display window indicate newly recorded messages. You can listen to messages for each line separately or combine the playback to include both lines. You can also program the TA-180 so that you listen to only new messages or to both new and saved messages. Voice prompts tally your message totals, reminding you which line you're using, and guide you through playback. The sound quality is good and the synthesized voice is quite lifelike.

Casio PhoneMate's advanced messaging lets you skip forward or back and repeat, erase, or save messages with the touch of one button. If you are interrupted, you can pause playback for up to five minutes. By touching the up/down arrow buttons on the console, you can set the variable speed playback function to play any message 50 percent faster or slower than the normal playback speed. Once you've listened to a message, you can easily transfer it to the message file for long-term storage.

We tested the TA-180's recording capacity by recording and storing a combination of greetings, messages, and memos that totaled approximately 28 minutes, which is the capacity that the manufacturer claims the TA-180 can handle.

The TA-180 provides lifetime back-up memory without a battery. In the event of a power outage, the unit automatically saves your recorded greetings and messages. Overall, we think the TA-180 is a sensible answering solution for a two-line home or business.

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• Manages messages and greetings for two phone lines simultaneously
• Functions as a speakerphone for two lines
• Constantly displays date and time

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Boss RC-2 Loop Station Demo

Boss RC-2 Loop Station Demo Video Clips. Duration : 9.97 Mins.

Hello, and thanks for watching! I never thought when I made this video a few years ago that it would be such a hit. I am glad to help folks out. I do apologize that I am not the best speaker in this video, I dont claim to be a professional. Here are the most frequently asked questions about the pedal. Please read through before posting a question in the comments. Most of the answers you need will be here (I will add as new ones pop up). I WILL NOT answer questions in the comments that are contained here: Q: Where should this pedal go in my signal chain? A: No matter what your particular setup is, this pedal should always be at the END of your signal chain. This prevents the drum tracks from being effected by any gain or effect pedals you are using. Q: I have the pedal at the end of my chain but the drum tracks are still distorted. Why? A: If you are using an amplifier with built-in effects, you need to use the Send/Return effects loop if your amp has one. If not, there isnt much you can do to keep the tracks from being effected by onboard effects other than using effect pedals in the chain in front of the RC-2. Q: How do I turn the drum tracks off? A: To turn off the drum tracks or phrase, you simply turn the knob counter-clockwise all of the way so that the volume is at 0. That effectively turns off the track. Q: It sounds bad when I record a guitar with distortion/overdrive. Why? A: It is my belief that the pedal has a hard time with a very high gain signal. As such ...

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Check Out VTech DS6151 2-Line Expandable Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System and Caller ID with 3 Additional Handsets

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VTech DS6151 2-Line Expandable Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System and Caller ID with 3 Additional Handsets Feature

• 2-line operation
• Blue backlit keypad and display
• ENERGY STAR® qualified cordless phone
• DECT 6.0 Digital technology provides the best sound quality, security and range in cordless phones

VTech DS6151 2-Line Expandable Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System and Caller ID with 3 Additional Handsets Overview

The VTech 6.0 2-Line Expandable Cordless Phone, also known as the VTech DS6151, is a two-line phone designed mainly for busy households and small businesses. It is said to be the most advanced communication solution of its kind because it is based on DECT 6.0 technology that is known to provide best sound quality, range and interference-free calls. And since it is a two-line system, it provides not only convenience because you get to take advantage of two separate phone lines but also savings since you only have to pay for one device.

But aside from being a two-line phone, the VTech DS6151 is also an expandable cordless phone that can accommodate up to 12 handsets using only one phone jack. That way, answering calls from any room in your home is made a lot easier and more convenient. It also features a digital answering machine and a caller ID to provide you more convenience like no other.

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House Session 2011-10-13 (20:20:17-21:55:17)

House Session 2011-10-13 (20:20:17-21:55:17) Tube. Duration : 95.00 Mins.

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How to make an espresso

How to make an espresso Tube. Duration : 2.73 Mins.

Over 110k downloads! bit.ly Step 1: Assemble Your Materials You can't make espresso with any old coffee machine. You'll need special equipment and the right coffee beans to make a true espresso shot. Find an espresso machine. If you don't already have a machine (or know someone who does) and want to make real espresso, prepare to make an investment. By definition, the water used to make espresso must pass through the grounds under a certain amount of pressure (at least nine units, or bars, of water pressure, though coffeehouses use machines with 15 bars of pressure to get more consistent results) and be 190ºF or hotter. Therefore, you need a machine to make espresso, and the better machines will cost well over 0. Buy or borrow a grinder if your espresso machine takes loose grounds. There are two kinds of coffee grinders out there: * Blade grinders—People who grind beans for regular coffee at home usually have blade grinders. This type of grinder has two blades that spin rapidly to chop up the beans—kind of like a food processor does vegetables. However, blade grinders are not ideal for grinding beans for espresso, as they generate heat and don't produce consistent grounds.5 If you look at coffee ground with blades, you can see both fine powder and large chunks of coffee in the same mixture. * Burr grinders—Burr grinders produce a much more consistent product because the distance between the opposing wheels determines the fineness of the grounds. Be aware that burr ...

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J2 Panel: Part 9 - Supernatural LA Con 2010

J2 Panel: Part 9 - Supernatural LA Con 2010 Video Clips. Duration : 9.35 Mins.

Not the last part. If you have corrections for any transcript, MESSAGE me. Please & thank you :) Fan: Oh, it's for Jared. Jared: You know I love the name Eleanor Rigby. [some inaudible words] Jared: You also sound smart. Fan: Oh.. not when you hear the question. Jared: Ah, shoot. Jensen: Obviously it's for Jared. Fan: It's completely shallow, has nothing to do with your show.. Jared: OH GREAT, what would you like to know?! Fan: It has nothing to do with the show or movie or anything, but I'm from Texas, Jared: YEAH! He is too. WE KNOW HIM TOO. Fan: Hair, very important. You know, we take hair seriously. Jared: I know. Jensen: I love where this is going.. Jared: 'ARE YOU GOING TO CUT YOUR HAIR OFF!?' Fan: DON'T YOU DARE! Jared: WHERE'S CLIF?! WHERE'S CLIF?! CLIF, HIDE ME.. *pointing at Clif* HE DOESN'T LIKE HAIR! Deal with him! Fan: Uhm, at another convention you talked about how you're kind of like.. what you dry your hair with and everything. Jared: Uh huh. YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE I accidentally said that.. I didn't say it to be shared! Fan: [?] Uh, I just want to know.. what kind of blowdryer you use? Jensen: DO TELL! Jared: It doesn't.. just because I blow-dry my hair doesn't mean.. I know.. but it's a Vidal Sassoon 1500. And you put the little cap on to the end with the little twig thingies, and.. WHAT!? WHAT? HE'S JEALOUS.. HE'S JEALOUS.. I don't know [?] but I'll find out. I'll find out if you want. I'll do it, yeah I'll get it to you ...

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Royalty S1 E9 2/2 Goodbyes -Done-

Royalty S1 E9 2/2 Goodbyes -Done- Video Clips. Duration : 0.13 Mins.

Sabotage By Wale And Lloyd I Need That To Write This! Allie POV After We Got Done Taking Pics Roc cried...I Said What's Wrong Baby? His Said While sniffing nothing....I said You Can Tell Me Anything. He Said I'm Leaving! I Said What? He said we got to go back on tour....I Said How Long? He said 4 Maybe 5 Months.... I Almost Cried and Said That Long? He said yeah...I'll Miss you....Lets Spend All the Time We Can with Each Other! I Said When Do U Leave? He Said Today I Even Cried More And He Comforted Me I Said Get Away From Me Roc...He Said Why im just As Hurt As You Are...I Said I KNO But I Can't See U Leave That Will Just Be TOO Much For Me To Handle...So Imma Just Go Home! He Said We Are Far Away from Home...I Said I'LL Call MY Driver to Pick U Up! I Just Can't See You When U Leave Goodbye Roc Then I Kissed Him And Hopped in The Car... Jay POV I Thought About What Princeton Was Saying And I Called Him And Said Hey He Said Hey Back I Said U KN- He Said U Have Reached Princeton U Know What To Do When u Hear That Beep... I Was Like I Was Talking To A Fucking Answer Machine? I texted Him...I Didn't Get No Reply! I Just Said He Probably Talking To Some Other Chick And Moved On that Quick I'm Like damn I Fucked Up Big Time! Princeton's POV Soo I'm On The Plane Imma Be The First To Head To Europe That's Our First Destination I Felt my Phone Ring It Was A Text From Jay... She Said Princeton I Been thinking And We Should Or Maybe Start Over I Was Happy As Hell When I Read This ...

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Bob Sheppard/Eddie Layton Tribute...Remembering Yankee Stadium

Bob Sheppard/Eddie Layton Tribute...Remembering Yankee Stadium Tube. Duration : 9.97 Mins.

Bob Sheppard and Eddie Layton impersonator Chris Pavia takes us through time reflecting back and impersonating the legendary Bob Sheppard and late great Yankee stadium organist Eddie Layton. Listen as Chris takes you back in time sitting in your seat 45 minutes before the game and listening to the sounds of Eddie Layton and Bob Sheppard. And just for the record...that is Chris's real voice!!! no chips, no computers, just a dead on impersonation !! (using his own voice and the same organ , 2 keyboards, and drum machine that Eddie used at Yankee stadium from the mid 80s until 2003-ENJOY!

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